Some marketing minions were paid a lot of money for write a blog entry with the voice of Lourdes “Lola” Leon, Madonna’s eldest daughter and collaborator on the Material Girl fashion line. So what is it that gets Lola “for realzzzz” excited?
Like most 14 year olds, she loves My Chemical Romance, she is finally able to dye her hair and wear early stylish clothes. She hates gladiator sandals, doesn’t know what to think about rompers, and loves, loves, love the ’80s. Maybe just because that’s the inspiration for the soon-to-be-released clothing collection, this blog entry is meant to inspire young girls to buy. Is it weird that she wants to recreate the fashion of the decade her mom helped define? She writes: “I am totally obsessive [sic] about ’80s shorts… You know the kind that makes your butt look a little big, with a grunge-looking shirt tucked in. LOLz patois which is so prevalent it must be wrong) is this nugget, “My least favorite color is brown (because it looks like the color of something pretty coarse).” Oh, Lourdes, old enough for a clothing line, but immature enough for toilet humor.